Posted 22 hours ago

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.

(Source: onlypooh)

Posted 22 hours ago

basedpidgeot:

ker-smash:

taskscape:

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

Give me this owl

stuff like this keeps me going. y’know? why should i be sad when there’s a guy somewhere who goes about his normal life with an owl following him about

(Source: poyzn)

Posted 22 hours ago

waywardwinsister:

ridiculoser:

ridiculoser:

lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term.

so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic

image

Beautiful.

Posted 23 hours ago

Happy Birthday Tom Felton! Born 22 September 1987.

(Source: aryafromwinterfell)

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kreiderchris:

"yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"

Posted 23 hours ago

bandparade:

I have a cactus called Gerard and I just went downstairs and was like gERARD RELEASED A NEW SONG and my mom was like what the fuck is your plant doing

Posted 23 hours ago
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smallwind:

and Thanks so much for another great photo op! (X)